Peeing on Girlfriends
I like to pee on my girlfriends when I get a chance. In the shower, of course. In a playful manner. I like to surprise them and see how they react.
Try it and see what happens. You might gain an insight or two. If she pees back on you, it might indicate a playful spirit. If she gets offended, maybe she’s too uptight. If she doesn’t react, maybe she’s too submissive. If she grabs your lingam and stops the flow, it could indicate adeptness with penises. If she acts shocked, maybe she doesn’t get out enough.
(Note: works on boyfriends too.)