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Republocrats or Demoblicans?

February 28, 2012

It’s election season once again in the U. S. of A., and both political parties are hard at work winning the votes of the American public.  So, who do you favor in this election, the Republocrats or the Demoblicans?  Here’s a brief rundown of the stances of each party to help you make up your mind:

The Republocrats:

– Are putting forth a candidate who is a good Christian and family man.

– Will withhold part of your income but promise to let you have more of it back than the Demoblicans will.

– Will see to it that you can get cheaper medicine than under the Demoblicans.

– Say they will fix the financial mess the Demoblicans have made of this country.

– Will use the military to attack the bad guys, but different bad guys than the Demoblicans will attack.

– Promise to protect you from America’s enemies better than the Demoblicans will.

– Will handle the education of your children for you.

– Want you to have a good job so that you can pay your taxes, pay your mortgage, save a little money every month, raise your kids, and send them to a good school so that they can repeat the process.

– Say that we will have a sustainable economy sometime in the future, but in the meantime they will see to it that there’s plenty of money and everyone can keep their jobs.

– Want you to vote.

 

The Demoblicans:

– Are putting forth a candidate who is a good Christian and family man.

– Will withhold part of your income but promise to let you have more of it back than the Republocrats will.

– Will see to it that you can get cheaper medicine than under the Republocrats.

– Say they will fix the financial mess the Republocrats have made of this country.

– Will use the military to attack the bad guys, but different bad guys than the Republocrats will attack.

– Promise to protect you from America’s enemies better than the Republocrats.

– Will handle the education of your children for you.

– Want you to have a good job so that you can pay your taxes, pay your mortgage, save a little money every month, raise your kids, and send them to a good school so that they can repeat the process.

– Say that we will have a sustainable economy sometime in the future, but in the meantime they will see to it that there’s plenty of money and everyone can keep their jobs.

-Want you to vote.

 

So, who do you favor this election season?  Remember, your vote counts.

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2 Comments
  1. I know it can be confusing but its not that hard.
    Ron Paul was the best candidate for president in 2012 and the best candidate for president in 2016 will be his son, Rand Paul.
    Good post though, I understand your points for sure.
    It reminds me of the title of that book by Jesse Ventura….

  2. Zoom out. x100

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